Chinarchy

5 Reasons You Should Read Chinarchy

by Anderson | 02/20/10 | 3 comments

Since McCoy and I are sitting in the airport waiting to board our 13-hour flight I figured I’d give all of you guys five reasons to read Chinarchy. These aren’t the best reasons but they are the first five I can think of.

5. How Else Are You Going to Find Out What Is Going On Over There

China is a long, long way away and you’re not going there. But we are. And we’re going to let you know exactly what type of crazy shit is happening there. Where else are you going to get that kind of information from, the news? The only thing you’re going to find out by watching the news is what celebrities tweeted about Tiger’s apology.

4. We Have No Idea What We’re Doing

Two guys who speak no Chinese, currently have no place to live, and know next to nothing about Chinese culture and customs. Some ridiculous things are going to happen to us and you know you want to read about it.

3. There Will Be Pictures

I’m going to be using my terribly amateur photography skills to bring you the finest second hand experience of things like the Great Wall and Mao’s Tomb. (I’m attaching a special lens so we can see if Mao’s ghost is wandering around holding hands with Zombie Hitler.)

2. You’re Our Friends So You’re Obligated To

We’re going to be calling you making sure you’re reading. Consider yourself warned.

1. There Will Be A Lot Of Really Awful Jokes

You’re going to realize that real quick, but then I’m sure you’ll enjoy them. Probably.