Caption Contest: Ass Hair Salon
I found this little gem walking home from work today. Welcome to China everybody! What the fuck are they cutting at this place? Ass hair or the hair of people who are asses?
Anyway, I figure this is as good a piece of Engrish as any to use for a caption contest.
Submit your captions for the above photo in the comments. McCoy and I will select our favorite and we’ll find some Chinese knickknack to give you as a prize.
Here are some good terrible examples to get your started:
- “Ass Hair Salon: The closest shave from top to bottom.”
- “Finally you can show them your best side.”
- “Proper grooming is important for any lady.”
Okay, okay. You can all stop groaning now and come up with some funny ones.
No purchase necessary to win. Multiple entries permitted. Contest eligibility may vary. Prizes subject to nonexistence.
User Comments
Ryan Nakahara
03/02/10
“Class Hair Salon: …wait, who fucked with our fucking sign? Anderson??!! McCoy?!! Motherfuckers!!!”
Anderson
03/02/10
“Wigs also available.”
Nick
03/02/10
“Donkey Haircuts: 5% off with communist party membership”
DukerChief
03/02/10
Don’t knock it til you’ve tried it.
Brandon Stewart
03/02/10
http://www.flickr.com/photos/hectorhannibal/4217954315/
Nathan
03/02/10
“Try the side burns or the mohawk.”
Anderson
03/02/10
“We only have one style: parted.”
derek
03/02/10
I hear they have a unique style of combover called “the sieve”
Rich
03/02/10
“Customer Notice: Braids at your own risk”
Trev
03/02/10
“Ass Hair Salon: complimentary grundle trimming with your brazilian butt wax”
fructoric
03/02/10
These people really have no idea what they are doing . . . after all . . . why would they want to hire a native English speaker to proof it, when the manager’s kid studies the engrish?
James P
03/02/10
Said Salon featured on FAILblog: http://failblog.org/2010/07/09/epic-fail-photos-salon-fail-2/
“Fancy a shave? ‘T’ain’t nothin’ to it!”
Rich
03/02/10
Did you see this? http://failblog.org/2010/07/09/epic-fail-photos-salon-fail-2/
Anderson
03/02/10
I did see that. We’re famous!
James P
03/02/10
Hey, why are all the comment dates 03/02/10?