Chinese Furniture Market
Today me and two friends went shopping at a Chinese furniture market. A “market” is a huge building with all kinds of different vendors. It’s kind of like an indoor flea market.
If you want to know why there is a plane parked in the front of the market, I’m sorry, but I can’t answer that. Like most things in China, the why seems more or less irrelevant. There’s a plane in front of the furniture market. Period. You don’t need a back-story.
Inside the furniture market looks like this:
Room after room just packed to the walls with whatever you might need. They even have the kitchen sink (har har okay I’ll stop).
If you’re interested in a shower that can also travel through time, you’ve come to the right place.
If you’re not so into the luxury of using space technology to shower, don’t worry, they have alternatives.
Who is using these things? My theory is that someone used the time travel shower to bring these things back from around 400 A.D. But what do I know? I’m just a guy who takes pictures of bathtubs.
This isn’t really related to furniture but one of the vendors had it on her desk for good luck. It’s pretty ridiculous.
It’s a golden frog surrounded by a bunch of coins. I’m assuming all of this nonsense is used to increase luck. With a high enough luck rating the vendor will receive +3 to their Ripping Off Foreigners skill.
User Comments
Casey
03/07/10
The space shower looks awesome. I want one.
Nathan McKaskle
03/07/10
“There’s a plane in front of the market. Period. You don’t need a back story.”
ROFL you’re a riot.
Rory
03/07/10
What’s wrong with no reason for the plane? I would like a giant moat around my house and to float a battleship in it. Reason, why not? Would Jahova’s(sp) witnesses and girl scouts knock on my door? Probably, but they’re dumb idiots… but persistent, to their credit.
I agree with Casey also. It looks like an Alien Rave club that is weaponized.
Glad to see the level of your jokes are still that of a 8 yr old btw. lol.
Cory
03/07/10
hooray for arbitrary airplanes!