China Puts The “Jew” In Juice
Since I’ve been making you wait so long for a new post, I thought this little nubbin’ might hold you over.
Enjoy. Feel free to caption in the comments.
(Also, I swear to god we will award a prize for the Ass Hair Salon Caption Contest at some point in my life.)

User Comments
fructoric
06/07/10
I believe “jew’s ear” is a fungus that grows on the side of a tree . . . they put it in hot pot and stuff . . .
bill nagwai
06/07/10
Is the hair and wax included?